We get it, you think Minneapolis is cool. It's "kick-ass", you say. X#, as the kids say.
I'll wait.
Ok.
I don't want to turn this into a
Boner Party for Mpls, but that's probably what's going to happen anyway. (Speaking of, one of the best things about M+ is the girls. Man, they are cute. "Midwest Eights", as Ned says.)
Minneapolis has everything you need except for an endless summer. You know how I know Mpls is awesome? Because people like it so much they stay through winters that would make a Siberian say "Fuck it, I'm movin' to Cabo." That's reason number one.
Numbers 2-5 are: Art, Theater, Food, Music. (Yeah, I'm one of *those* people, take off if you don't like it.)
We also (for those who care) have all 4 major professional sports, AND soccer. (HA! Soccer jokes are too easy.)
This is the easy list. I'm not going to do this again. You're just going to have to stick around and find out about the singular things that make Minneapolis great.