Whoaaaawhoawhoawhooooaaaaa.

The fuck? Why is Mortimer's filled up with fancy girls, hipster fucks
and douchebags? Get the fuck outta my bar! At least there are a couple
good ol' straight barflies in here. Jesus. Don't come to a good dive
bar for a couple months and this is what I come back to?
Dissapointment, I know thy name.